Tony Blair, being the slimy bastard that he is, changed Labour to New Labour. Now me and Snooty Dave are doing the same, from Conservatives, to Modern Conservatives....we're all in this together!
And by jingo, to make matters worse, Inheritance Tax is costing a small fraction of people in this country; namely, me and Snooty Dave, which we can't allow to be taxed to death over what we, er, I mean, our relatives earned via hard work.....we're all in this together!
The Age Of Irresponsibility......Gordon Brown had not far from fuck all of a legacy...and neither will we....we're all in this together!
MPs' expenses are made yesterday's news because Labour and Conser, er, I mean MODERN Conservatives talked about clearing it up, nothing came of it, and it's in the back of most people's minds....we're all in this together!
Not having a legacy, as mentioned before, we couldn't really make up new policies, so we had to regurgitate old limp policies and promises us MODERN Conservatives made back in 2007....we're all in this together!
Here's our theme song for the election campaign of the MODERN Conservatives....we're all in this together!
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